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My pregnancy thus far…

I figured I should presumably fill you in on my pregnancy thus far since I have kept pretty hush hush about it on here.

Conrad and I had been worrisome for months and getting mad at how expensive pregnancy tests were.  One day, after seeing the bill on a encase of two that I had purchased, he stormed downstairs and loudly stated that “Next habits we buy these stupid things, it better have a better result!” and then stormed back upstairs.  I laughed so unfeeling, very quietly of course, because I have never seen that much emotion come out of my preserve before!!  It was priceless!

So one day when I was home alone, knowing that I was not pregnant but only having one test from a combination of two left, I decided to take the test because next time I test, I will want two anyway.  Philosophy back now, I was not too sure of my logic…but it made sense at the time.  Anyway, I peed, dipped the at, set it on the counter and waited until I could throw this test away like the others.  (Am I getting too pictorial already?!)  I went to the kitchen, grabbed something to eat (probably chocolate) and wandered back into the bathroom two minutes later (quite having eaten too much chocolate) with the dog following me.  I picked up the test and anticipated my unsatisfaction.  I looked at it and said…”HOLY SH%&!!!” (Earmuffs mollycoddle) then I turned to the dog and said “HOLY SH%&!!!….Now what do it do?!?!” (Earmuffs again toddler)  So as I barely remain standing in my bathroom with my disconcerted dog and a positive pregnancy test, I realize, how on earth am I supposed to tell Conrad?!?!  Don’t couples inveterately look at the test together?  Or go to the doctor and find out together?  Together being the key word!  So I unswerving that I will put together a make-shift scavenger hunt that takes Conrad around the express house, and then finally to our bedroom where I can show him the proof!  I have never been satisfactory at last-minute things, they stress me out….this being one of those things!  So once I have everything set out I texted Conrad something like this…”I am very wretched Conrad but I need you to come home right away, it is actually important, I just need you very badly!”  Looking back now, he as likely as not thought I was dying, because he sped home so fast, scarcely had time to park the car before he was jumping out and running to the door (I was peeking at him from the bedroom window).  There was a discomfiting note on the door that said “Do not do anything else but follow my directions and use the camera”.  So he went from filler to item which had pictures of us throughout our relationship, one from high school, one from our alloying, one with us two and Moses and then lead to a pair of baby booties (say thank you goodness I had those on hand as my bridesmaids gave them to me as a shower strong point) and then a note that said “Now go find your wife!”.  Meanwhile I am sitting in the bedroom with the door stop a confine wanting to burst out laughing, or cry, or any other emotion I could think of as I waited for him to thrive upstairs.  Finally he walked in (I think he had been crying but I have never seen him cry before, and he said that he wasn’t…but I don’t assume trust to him!) and said “What is all this about?!” (typical man) which then place me to show him the test.  We both kind of just stared at it, compared it to the pictures in the advert of all the possiblitlies of how dark/light the lines will be if it is positive, and hugged eachother.  It was a euphonious surreal moment.

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